Like I said, 4 years that I had a girlfriend and you didn't. Have you ever had a girlfriend? I don't think the 13 year olds would even mess with you.
Yeah, but attacking what little you actually do know of me isn't going to work here, K_A. Still, your girlfriend is going to leave you.
Unfortunately, I'm swamped in 13 and 14 year olds, which is why I asked that question. It freaks me the fuck out, like I'm going to be arrested if I even look in their general direction.