Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls

So can bullets... but we don't avoid bullets.

Dammit, my analogy made no fucking sense.

Oh well, ALCOHOL KICKS ASS.

i was talking about basketball

i was talking about basketball

Me too..?

"There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

I'd say she doesn't really like you. I am not trying to sound cold... But I'd stop pressing for her to go out with you, nor am I trying to sound corny when I say you're only pushing her away.

She is talking about other guys for one of these reasons:
a) She just flat out doesn't think of you as anything more than a friend, so it doesn't occur to her how you may feel whenever she does it.
b) She wants to feed her ego, she doesn't like you, but likes you liking her. A lot of girls need reassurance, low self-esteem. Or they may have high self-esteem... Too much, either way...
c) She wants you to know that she just wants to be friends with you, that there are other males in her life, and that you aren't one to fit into that special group.

c) She wants you to know that she just wants to be friends with you, that there are other males in her life, and that you aren't one to fit into that special group.

Damn, I hate it when that happens.

That's when you slip her a Roofie Martini and say good night, good morning, and was it as good for you as it was for me?

Maybe you should read her a story.

What would Michael Jackson do?

Probably nut all over a five year old.

As we all know Mr. Anderson ..... You have been put through too much stress over this one. I know you like her but I think I need to give you a good slap in the face again. Move on please. Remember we have a game to finish, 32-32, your ball. Just concentrating on kicking my ass. lol

As we all know Mr. Anderson ..... You have been put through too much stress over this one. I know you like her but I think I need to give you a good slap in the face again. Move on please. Remember we have a game to finish, 32-32, your ball. Just concentrating on kicking my ass. lol

What the hell is that?

Can I kill it?

Normally, I would say yes.

Since this is a normal situation, "Yes."

No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life

I beg to differ. I hooked up with my girlfriend when I was his age and we've been going strong for almost three years now.

Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."

We shall see. At least that's 4 years I've had a girlfriend and you haven't.

It won't last. Guaranteed.

Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."

I'd probably agree... Are you going to the same college? Do you both plan to end up in the same location after college? I'm not telling you to break up or saying that you're stupid for doing what you're doing (by any means). I'm just saying that... maybe that end result you're progressing towards is a bit more difficult to reach than we all would like to think.

Having the same relationship through your whole life at high school would be the worst idea I can possibly imagine. The longest one I ever had was 3 months(my current relationship), and the shortest and most common were one-time fucks. It's the way to go man.

Not really, uncapped. Me and my girlfriend are in love. I'm deeply in love with her and I know she feels the same. She's given up a lot for me, as I have her. I plan on getting married to her some day if things go right and she knows that. I wish I would have met her later in life because by this time, we would have been married.

By the way, I didn't mess everything up; just thought I did. We're back to normal.

Good luck, mj.