Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls
 

So here's another beautiful, yet pointless story about one of my days.

I hate girls. I seriously fucking hate girls. No, wait, I love girls. Why the fuck is it so fucking complicated? Shit.

Here's the story:

There's this girl who I have really liked for a while, unfortunately she hasn't felt the same way about me, until recently, or so I thought. Lately, we have been joking about stuff a lot, but it's exactly that, nothing more than jokes. We've gotten closer and closer this year. Earlier this week, we were talking about movies. She mentioned wanting to see Garfield. I wasn't much into the movie, but I said I wanted to see it as well. We talked a little more, and then I told her that I'm going to take her to see that movie some time this week. She sounded really excited. She seemed happy. She had no objections to that whatsoever. I was thrilled! I know it wasn't much, but to get this girl to say yes to going somewhere with me was an accomplishment. I even thought that maybe, just maybe she liked me. I even set up a friend who was allowed to drive to drive us to the movies. Boy, was I stupid.

I was positive that she'd go with me. I was sure of it. I didn't know when, but I knew that she'd go with me. I was so wrong. So it's yesterday, and I call her to see if she wants to go see Garfield. She tells me that she's baby-sitting her brother and so she can't go. Legitimate excuse, I thought. I ask her about going with me over the weekend, and she (now looking back at it) reluctantly said OK. It didn't phase me in the slightest. All that mattered was that she had said yes. I didn't ask her to go with me today, cuz I thought that I might have been bugging her, so I asked her to come with me tomorrow instead. She said that tomorrow is Father's Day, so she can't go. Another legitimate excuse. I ask her for Monday, and she says she already has plans for that day. That's when it kind of hits me that she doesn't want to go with me. I asked her when a good time would be for her, and she said that she didn't know. That confirmed it. Either way, I guess I'll keep asking her until she tells me off, or says yes. Only thing I'm scared of is breaking our friendship over this. I felt stupid after talking to her this morning.

Furthermore, I think she tries to make me jealous every chance she gets. Every time I talk to her and I ask her what she has been up to, she replies with something about some other guy. Every single time. I am pretty sure that she is lying, or immensely exaggerating every time she tells me a new story. I don't know why she wants to make me jealous, but she does that to me every time now. I really wish she didn't. It makes me feel like crap.

I've felt like crap all day today. I went outside today and made a 1000 (I counted) shots to distract me from thinking about her, and lifted weights for the rest of the day. A 1000 shots may not sound like much, but it takes a hell of a long time and a lot of energy. Either way, it distracted me from thinking about her for most of the day, and I felt good coming in and thinking that I had made a 1000 shots, but now that it is night time my thoughts have gone back to her.

Well, that's the end of my absolutely pointless and pathetic story. Hope you enjoyed it. My conclusion: Girls suck sometimes.

She likes you, but is afraid to fuck up the friendship.

Well, prepare for more and more of that crap as time goes on, MJ. It won't end until you hit 30, at which point, all of those bitchy girls will simultaneously realize what twats they were being and scramble to relocate the nice guys they shit all over. By that point, though, you'll be dating a 24-year-old swimsuit model, and those 30 year old bitches will have to go hunting for highschool kids. Just wait it out. Karma always balances it out in the end.

Been there before, in fact I'm pretty much there right now. Life isn't exactly all that some people make it out to be. Just keep your head up and remember that the ultimate kick in the teeth to those people is putting up with all that shit, and not letting it affect who you are.

Raziel also pretty much hit the nail on the head. Just wait it out and laugh in their faces when the time comes.

:weird: :weird: :weird:

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

*shrug* Girls are retarded, honestly. And there are tons of them. I don't find any reason to chase after one unless you are hopelessly head over heels with them, which you shouldn't ever be if you haven't been in a relationship. I never ask someone out unless I know they like me already. That's about the extent of the advice I can offer off the top of my head.

Besides shooting them in the face.

Go corrupt yourself with some Slash or something.

..What.. okay.. that is the gayest thing I have ever heard you say..

Why would you recommend yaoi to him

Here's some advice: Once you get the girl, don't fuck it up. I'm in a 11 month relationship with my girlfriend and I do believe that last night, I fucked everything up. Go me.

Your entire reply is bashing his post? Why would you even take the time to click reply if all you're going to say is
MJ, I'm not the best person to offer advice here. Lifting weights is good, though. The only consolation that I can offer is that... well, we all go through things like this. As Raz said, there will be more of it, but just place your faith in allmighty Karma: the belief that those who tread on you will be stood upon by shoes of an equal or greater weight to their own.

Faith does shit. Be your own karma. [/deep]

Got drunk and glomped her mom? Shit happens.

Wow, when I get depressed, I usually black out in the mid 20's of doing shots. That impresses me. :D

Fanfiction 101
 

Slash is a fanfiction term.

A type of fic, often written by women, involving romantic or sexual involvement between two major canon characters of the same gender, originally mainly M/M (male/male) but lately shifting to include F/F (female/female) tales too. The term originates from the splinter of Trekdom which came up with the idea of "Kirk/Spock" stories -- the term "slash" comes from the slash (/) placed between the names of the characters involved. Also called "alternative fiction" in Xena ficdom. Pure sweet romantic slash is sometimes lumped under the term mook.

Yaoi deals with purely sexual content between two men, while shounen ai is purely romantic content between two men (Yuri and shoujo ai are the female terms).


Returning to the topic, try backing off a bit, mj. Give her some space, but tell her to let you know if she actually wants to go to the movies with you. If she does then all the better.

Or, perhaps, get a group of friends together to go to the movies so she doesn't feel uncomfortable.

That pretty much sums up your mistake..........

and wtf are you talking about SHOTS? what is that? what did you shoot? Coz i know if it was alcohol you'd be dead after the 20th shot...

I have a few things to say here.

First off, I agree with Raziel, except for the Karma bit. I don't believe you can sit around and wait for something to happen, like Grav said, you make your own Karma. Unless of course, by Karma we mean sadistic revenge, that balances everything out.

Penguin, that was very weak of you.

Hades-Knight, change your damn name to Knight Rider, and also, he means basketball shots, Titus was making a crack related to his ferverent alcoholism.

Also, Jizmo, that sucks... do something really nice for her and don't just sit there and wait for her to react to what you did. Make her know you are sorry.

GG.

Oh, I didn't even read anyone's reply lol, Titus has gone over 20? wow......

Anyway, my point is that he didn't recommend lesbianism to him, but possibly male homoerotica to him.. damn Swedes.

The aspect of having to wait 20 years for karma to catch up doesn't seem like the greatest thing in the world, but hey, that's probably the best I can hope for. I hope that Bob and Raziel are right

Sweet Tooth, I don't know. I thought that perhaps she had liked me for a while, considering the way she had been acting lately, but I'm having my doubts. If she does like me, it would make no logical sense to not go to the movies with me. It's not like I'm trying to do anything funny, just hang out with her. If she likes me, it would go beyond all reason for her to not want to hang out with me.

Grav, I probably sound pretty weak, but I feel so strongly for her, and have for a while. Most of my friends tell me she's not worth it, and that I should just get over her, but meh, whatever. Time will sort things out I guess.

Chruser, no?

Pfft, Titusied, your 20 shots can't compete with my 1000. :p

Jizmo, I'll make sure to keep that in mind if I ever do get her. What happend between you and your girlfriend yesterday? Good luck. Hopefully you two can work things out.

Jessifer, thanks for explaining what Slash is. Basically, what I told her is that she can let me know when she wants to go. I doubt she'll say anything. maybe I'll ask her again, I don't know.

Penny, so I should go for the sadistic revenge? :killgrin: I'm just kidding. Thanks for the support.

I wouldn't ask her again right away, give it a week or so, so you don't seem desperate unless you are. Girls are crazy and shit, they get pissed at you, you don't know what you did, and they won't tell you. Who knows, she may want you but is playing hard to get.