Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls

Mjordan2nd, that girl is what we like to call a trick. She makes you jealous, and she makes you horny, but you're not gonna get anywhere with her. So just tell yourself, "fuck it," and get over her.

And don't fucking worry about relationships. Wait until you're a freshman, and fuck the easy girls. No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life. So take advantage of the sluts, and try to get with every girl you meet.