The Exciting Life of a Postgrad

She strikes me as an interesting person, so I'd like to get to know her regardless of any possible romantic involvement. I'll see how I can turn conversations towards TV, offer her the first series of Lost, even if I have to force it on her. Would also give me reason to stop and talk to her when I see her around College and town, etc.

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Gotcha. I was just curious if you had any traces of aspie behavior (being a nerd and a programmer increases your odds :P), but I wasn't trying to be mean.

No offence taken - I've considered it myself, though just autism rather than full-blown aspergers.

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Thanks for the confidence in my ass-kicking skills, Skurai, but I'll tell you now that I'm not driving down to London to search for a bloke I don't know.

Oh yeah, long-distance relationship (well, in England at least - a couple of hundred miles is long distance on an island). I'm sure we all know that they rarely turn out for the good. She's a student in the first year of a four year course in the North East, and he's working down in London.

Thanks for the confidence in my ass-kicking skills, Skurai, but I'll tell you now that I'm not driving down to London to search for a bloke I don't know.

I keep forgetting that not everyone else is as messed up as me. I once tracked a man I've never met before down, two years later, just to get a Pokemon from him that he'd promised me.


Now, most of the time long distance relationships won't work. I'm willing to bet that if you steal her interest away from him, she'll just tell him something things and break up with him. Now, dealing with the fact he might try and kick your ass is an entirely different subject, in that situation, but...

My current relationship is a long distance relationship and it's going great. It's ideal for me, because I don't have time for a full time girlfriend. We chat on webcam every few days, talk online pretty much daily, and get together every few months and fuck like bunnies. It's pretty awesome, because we never get sick of each other.

EDIT: Oh and also I didn't have to worry about her boyfriend kicking my ass because he doesn't know where I live.

EDIT: Oh and also I didn't have to worry about her boyfriend kicking my ass because he doesn't know where I live.

LMAO!!!!

Ooooohhh...! That made my day.

I used to attract females by insulting them. Not the "Be an asshole because girls love assholes" way, but mocking things they did/said in a sarcastic but funny to them way. Once you get them laughing, you've got them by the vagina.

In my current relationship, I didn't even ask her out. We met through a mutual friend and then we just began hanging out all the time. Eventually things got intimate and now she lives with me. (We've been together for roughly a year?) There is no anniversaries, no formal "title" of girlfriend/boyfriend, we're together because we enjoy each others company.

Definitely the weirdest relationship I've had, but the best one I've had.

no formal "title" of girlfriend/boyfriend

Robert J Cooper
my gf is the best for cleaning up all the beer cans around my computer. shes awesome

Robert J Cooper
Apparently I'm going to kill my girlfriend with 2nd hand snoring... wut?

/prostalker

Lmao, the first status was posted by her, and the second is a joke. I know I refer to her as my girlfriend, but the point I was trying to get across was that I never officially asked her out and made it into a titled relationship, as most people do.

2nd hand snoring...

All of my what.

So... is it, like, snoring so close to them, they can't breathe/sleep, or... is your snoring making them want to snore?

I just want everyone to know that despite being rather kinky myself, Asian fetish porn scares the everloving blood out of my boner.