What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not decieving anyone in any way. I'm not lying about anything and I'm not hiding anything. Why the fuck do you keep saying I'm a fraud?
Okay, I'll make this simple.
You're a fraud because the only basis for your arguement is that I don't have any experience with girlfriends, when you are completely wrong.
That is why you are a fraud. I could list more, but I figure it's best to not overload your systems here.
Maybe my use of fraud is a slang term around here, but the concept is that you're making a fraud out of yourself by being a dumbshit.