Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls

Good for you. I think uncapped is basically trying to say that you shouldn't burden yourself with such grown-up social situations at such a young age. Fuck anything with grass of the field, then later in life (Early Mid 20's?) start to settle down and look for Miss Perfect, or call back an old flame to rekindle the spark.

Bingo, Titus. At least that's my concept.

I don't feel like responding to the actual story but the second I read the title I got an image in my mind of the girls in your sig replaced by oily men and I laughed for about five minutes.

We shall see. At least that's 4 years I've had a girlfriend and you haven't.

I don't think I could handle being whipped for four years. I'd go crazy.

Good for you. I think uncapped is basically trying to say that you shouldn't burden yourself with such grown-up social situations at such a young age. Fuck anything with grass of the field, then later in life (Early Mid 20's?) start to settle down and look for Miss Perfect, or call back an old flame to rekindle the spark.

Theoretical situation: You're 17. Would you screw 13 year olds?

Theoretical situation: You're 17. Would you screw 13 year olds?

Would you not? you know you'd tap that ass coz you're not one to say you get much ......

That's disgusting, there's no way I would.

And KR, my god has a bigger dick than your god.

That's disgusting, there's no way I would. And KR, my god has a bigger dick than your god.

OMG SELF OWN!!!! I don't have a god!! bitch kekekekeek

I am my own god.

Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell. From Heaven.

*continues from what Grav said*
Nor should you be proud that your liver has preceeded you into hell, and is waiting on you to start burning and decaying as well.

I don't think I could handle being whipped for four years. I'd go crazy.

Like I said, 4 years that I had a girlfriend and you didn't. Have you ever had a girlfriend? I don't think the 13 year olds would even mess with you.

Like I said, 4 years that I had a girlfriend and you didn't. Have you ever had a girlfriend? I don't think the 13 year olds would even mess with you.

Yeah, but attacking what little you actually do know of me isn't going to work here, K_A. Still, your girlfriend is going to leave you.

Unfortunately, I'm swamped in 13 and 14 year olds, which is why I asked that question. It freaks me the fuck out, like I'm going to be arrested if I even look in their general direction.

At least then you would have a girlfriend. His name would probably be Bubba.

You leave Bubba out of this.

At least I'm not going out with a dog.

I'm tired of bickering with you. The simple truth is I've got a girlfriend and you do not. I am greater than you.

Dog, K_A. Dog.

If she looks like a dog to you then you will be disappointed with Bubba. Let's see your girlfriend huh grav? Or you for that matter?

Wooof wooof

Grav do you have ANY idea how pathetic it is to make fun of someones girlfriend when you don't have one yourself?

Grav do you have ANY idea how pathetic it is to make fun of someones girlfriend when you don't have one yourself?

Not at all, since I'm talking about his dog. What's pathetic is that he's getting all defensive in this thread, as if he has to prove to everyone that his girlfriend exists and they aren't going to break up. I love it when people make fools of themselves.