Minor Grievances

Nobody at Jamer's school likes cancer jokes.

Work.

i have lice ... not bed bugs

None of Jamer's lice like cancer jokes.

What fucking game are the assistants watching?! Two absolutely blatant offsides have lead to two goals for Fulham... total bullshit.

One of the best Football leagues in the world, and they can't even hire competent officials. Fucking disgrace.

Oh, and it gets even better - free kick given the wrong way ends up in a third goal for Fulham. This time it's the fault of the ref. If you made this many mistakes in your job you'd be fired...

Grandma died. :/

One of these days I'm going to decapitate someone with a spade...

Java RMI is one of the worst things I've had to use - it even beats out Java3D! It's an absolute fucking joke. Whoever came up with the idea should be ashamed of themselves.

It has put me in a really bad mood and I've still got two and half hours to go before I head up to the bar... woe betide anyone who passes me in the street at 9pm.

The second Rocket base is hard... :/
I keep dying in one fights against people 10 levels lower than me... looks like it's grinding time.

somethings blocking sound in my left ear

Gyarados just won't cut it... but Beedrill! Who'da thought it'd save my ass?

Eeevee is a bitch to train...
Still need to catch Articuno, then I've pretty much beaten the game inside and out.

I want to break and destroy something...

Burnley 0 - 1 Blackburn

A match plagued by fucking awful decisions against us, Bastard Rovers won thanks to their twelfth man - the ref, Mike Dean.

* First off, Olsson (them) dives in the box, touched by no-one, and Dean gives them a penalty. Thanks, Dean.
* Second, Elliot (us) is fouled at their end. The guy who fouled him (Samba - them) did so with his knee, which was still inside the box. The rules of the game mean that that's a foul in the box, so we should have had a penalty. Given? Was it fuck. Thanks, Dean.
* Third, their keeper handles the ball outside his area. Handball, so should be a straight red. What happens? Absolutely fucking nothing. Thanks, Dean.

Put on top of that various free-kicks that went against us or weren't given to us for no reason, and it makes a match that we lost because of the incompetencies of the referee. Thanks, Dean.

Fire is too good for him.

Burnley sucks.


At least you're not an Aston Villa fan. They got thrashed 7-1 by Chelsea. I don't like either team, and Chelsea are a bunch of chodes. But they are very talented and cohesive.

'N's moving.

just got a $120 ticket for my stereo. FML

Word of advice for Zelaron:
Never Jack off with sandpaper.

must've slept wrong cuz I woke up today and my neck/upper back between the shoulder blades has been hutin' like shit.

I'm more attracted to mouths, than I am sexual body parts. ._.'

I woke up 2.5 hours before I have to and I cannot go back to sleep. Today's going to suck.

the top of my feet are still sunburnt, rofl.