One of these days I'm going to decapitate someone with a spade...

Java RMI is one of the worst things I've had to use - it even beats out Java3D! It's an absolute fucking joke. Whoever came up with the idea should be ashamed of themselves.

It has put me in a really bad mood and I've still got two and half hours to go before I head up to the bar... woe betide anyone who passes me in the street at 9pm.