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Posted 2009-09-08, 12:58 PM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "You late. Living in the past..."
I hired a stripper for you while I was in Vegas. Unfortunately, she didn't want to travel overseas, so I had to enjoy her myself. I can tell you this much: $1000 got you a LOT more than a strip. Also, you and the stripper were absolutely shitfaced drunk. And she was gorgeous. I would have taken a picture for you if I could.
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Posted 2009-09-08, 02:47 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I hired a stripper for you while I was..."
What a pal.
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Posted 2009-09-08, 05:59 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "What a pal."
If I find a girl that has half of the talent and beauty that that stripper had I'm putting a ring on her finger. Girl could suck a cock.

Happy Birthday! lol
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Posted 2009-09-08, 06:18 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "If I find a girl that has half of the..."
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If I find a girl that has half of the talent and beauty that that stripper had I'm putting a ring on her finger. Girl could suck a cock.

Happy Birthday! lol
I didn't need to know that...

What was her name?
What is drunken sex with a stranger like?
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Posted 2009-09-08, 09:06 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "I didn't need to know that... What..."
I have no idea what her name was. I'm pretty sure my friend and I were given GHB by the club. I had a fucking blast. I feel like I should owe them for the drugs, lol.
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Posted 2009-09-09, 01:41 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I have no idea what her name was. I'm..."
Tawnee? GBH? And a grand is an awful lot for a bit of fun.

I bet SYG didn't have to spend that much for a fun time on his birthday. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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Posted 2009-09-09, 12:12 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "I didn't need to know that... What..."
Drunken sex with strangers is exactly as awesome as it sounds. That is to say, very.


P.S. Happy belated SYG


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