Happy Birthday Sum Yung Guy!
 

Happy Birthday you chuddly bastard! What does chuddly mean?

Happy birthday, SYG! :love:

You're only a year and 10 days older than me? Thought you were older for some reason.

Happy Birthday, Sum Yung Guy!!!! Your name always made me think you were related to Good Looking Guy! :eek:

My word, you're getting positively ancient, man! :p

Happy Birthday! Just remember - another day older doesn't necessarily mean another day wiser. ;)

Happy Birthday. I hope it's awesome.

someone who is prone to chunnelling

Oh witty! Grav you're still up to your old shananigans. You've got a little bit of Chruser's swimmers dripping from your chin. You might want to wipe that off, it's a bit obvious.

Happy birthday SYG. You're one of the cool people from this sess pool.

Thanks.

Well that was anti-climatic.

Correct.

Happy BDAYY SYG!

You late. Living in the past...

I hired a stripper for you while I was in Vegas. Unfortunately, she didn't want to travel overseas, so I had to enjoy her myself. I can tell you this much: $1000 got you a LOT more than a strip. Also, you and the stripper were absolutely shitfaced drunk. And she was gorgeous. I would have taken a picture for you if I could.

What a pal.

If I find a girl that has half of the talent and beauty that that stripper had I'm putting a ring on her finger. Girl could suck a cock.

Happy Birthday! lol

I didn't need to know that...

What was her name?
What is drunken sex with a stranger like?

I have no idea what her name was. I'm pretty sure my friend and I were given GHB by the club. I had a fucking blast. I feel like I should owe them for the drugs, lol.

Drunken sex with strangers is exactly as awesome as it sounds. That is to say, very.


P.S. Happy belated SYG

Tawnee? GBH? And a grand is an awful lot for a bit of fun.

I bet SYG didn't have to spend that much for a fun time on his birthday. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. ;)

Alright old man.