[PC] HellMOO: in the post-apocalyptic future, everyone can read.

This shit is pretty fun, yet I don't fully understand it yet.


I just got killed by an alligator in a sewer.

Oh, also please post what your character name is so we can grief/help you! The game has a learning curve that is like running up a 2 floor staircase to a 3 degree wheelchair ramp that extends for miles. When you first start out you will really only be able to kill innocent puppies in the street and orphans in the Gein Foundation across the street from the Recycling Center (Re). If you have questions you can page or @send to FakeChuck.

Okay you bastards:

Heaven (afterworld, outside of time)
Clouds, angels, harps. Looks really boring.




God and Sofiel are standing here with you.
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Chiyo pulls the pin on her grenade.
Chiyo throws a grenade at Sofiel.
The grenade hits Sofiel in the abdomen.
Sofiel asks, "WUT HAPPENS IF I DIE N HEAVEN?"
Sofiel leaps heroically onto the grenade, covering it with her body!
Chiyo says, "I don't know"
God says, "YOU GO TO HELL"
The grenade explodes near Sofiel!

*** B O O M ***

You manage to shield yourself from some of the blast...
Sofiel is blown down by the explosion!
From below, you hear the muffled splat of impact.
From below, you hear a faint cracking of bones.