Okay you bastards:

Heaven (afterworld, outside of time)
Clouds, angels, harps. Looks really boring.




God and Sofiel are standing here with you.
[ Exits: down ]
Chiyo pulls the pin on her grenade.
Chiyo throws a grenade at Sofiel.
The grenade hits Sofiel in the abdomen.
Sofiel asks, "WUT HAPPENS IF I DIE N HEAVEN?"
Sofiel leaps heroically onto the grenade, covering it with her body!
Chiyo says, "I don't know"
God says, "YOU GO TO HELL"
The grenade explodes near Sofiel!

*** B O O M ***

You manage to shield yourself from some of the blast...
Sofiel is blown down by the explosion!
From below, you hear the muffled splat of impact.
From below, you hear a faint cracking of bones.

Il papa caca nei legno?