Thanks for your tax dollars, America.

Yep. Or he contracts a disease from a sputting popped artery. I seem to think it's not always as laid back as you make it seem, DFD :P. And at least you're actually doing something that helps people, not laying on your ass 24/7 (Kaz).

Btw,

At some time during your benefit year your claim may be selected at random for a thorough investigation. This investigation is conducted to determine if unemployment insurance benefits were properly paid to you. It will include a review of your 1. Base period earnings, 2. Reason for separation from previous employers, 3. Work search efforts, and 4. Other weekly eligibility requirements.

https://www.azdes.gov/esa/uibenefits/clmt.asp#audit

Kaz, there's no endless honey pot. And there's also accountability. So I'd wipe that shit eating grin off your face and get a job.