5:40

fire fighters are hott.

Fire is hot. So you're attracted to fire.

take your hose through my back door dee eff dee

Only if I can exit through the front!!!

You want him to ejaculate you? I don't even know if that's a fetish!

dfd once fought off a pack of bears using only his wang as a blunt weapon

dfd doesnt pick up women, they are gravitationally attracted to his huge wang

dfd doesnt drive, he catapults to his destination using his wang