Monster Energy XXL

My vice-principal in High school would always drink Red bull and other energy drinks every day my freshman/sophomore year, and he told me my senior year that they damage the fucked out of his kidneys/other organs and gave him horrible kidney stones.

kidney Stones = Fuck that. Never had 'em, and never want 'em.

Honestly, if you really want a boost of energy take an adderall. Yes, it is illegal if you aren't prescribed to them but if you need to get something done or you REALLY don't want to go to work/school, take one and you will absolutely love whatever you are doing.

If you are worried about drug tests, Amphetamines are excreted out of your body in three days or less. Throw in a Running/workout variable and it would be even less.

I seriously recommend it, it does not make you disoriented or your eyes bloodshot, or any of those negative side effects, it simply gives you TONS of energy, and a motivation to do just about anything.