Monster Energy XXL

So I just finished my first Monster Energy XXL, and it will be my last. It's the biggest one they have, some special Billabong promotion or something, it's nearly a LITER of Monster Energy in a can. Well, first of all, Monster Energy tastes like shit. It's like some sort of lime soda mixed with nail polish. The last few sips really kicked my ass, it was almost like it was concentrated. I drank it over the course of about an hour, and I'm already starting to feel a bit of a boost. I really wish they had Java Monster XXL, that would kick ass. I honestly don't know how people drink Monster Energy. Even though it was like $3.00, the price per unit is pretty good comparatively. I'll still take a red bull or a java monster over this any day of the week.

I used to drink one of these a day, I downshifted to something that tasted a bit less caustic.

Sobe No Fear Gold or Full Throttle. Monster tastes like licking a marker.

Monster tastes like licking a marker.

That's actually pretty damn accurate.

I'm not sure I can visualize licking a marker, haha. I couldn't imagine those drinks being good for you. A lot of things can give you kidney stones though ...drinking lots of water helps but I don't think it's a guarantee you won't get them if you're predisposed.

I'd probably much rather drink Kharkov than Monster XXL. Yuck. The ones with juice taste like piss.

I just wish they had Java Monster XXL. I'd buy those by the case.

Java Monsters aren't bad. The others suck. I used to get cases of full throttle.