Real or Fake? You decide!

FAKE! I'm sure. What a typo ..."dear" ...I meant dare.

What the fuck? You guys are dumb. Real.

I'm sorry, HOH. I love you.

Dude, you're gonna get kicked in the nuts. She is as real as her tits are. Both of those girls want me bad. I'm getting it on tonite. Maybe have to buzz over to wal mart for more condoms.

Pics or you're full of shit, like I said in IRC.

Dude, you're gonna get kicked in the nuts. She is as real as her tits are. Both of those girls want me bad. I'm getting it on tonite. Maybe have to buzz over to wal mart for more condoms.

So since she, or more appropiately, they are not real, their breasts are not real, and they are as real as that? What a conundrum.

If it was real I doubt that you would care what we thought about it. After my endeavors of bachelorhood I could not care less what anyone on an internet forum would think, nor would I care for their E-Fives.

"<HandofHeaven> He'll get laid tonite "

NO GIRL SAYS THIS. Seriously, what kind of female tells people over the internet that she just met so many personal questions. I'll tell you what kind of woman does this: imaginary ones made up by HoH.

To all the females here, would you say this?
- HandofHeaven> No, I have a clean and good pussy
-<HandofHeaven> I'll go down on him as soon as he kicks these people out
- <HandofHeaven> I've got a pretty revealing outfit on
- HandofHeaven> I'm kinda tight too


lolololol. Also this is funny:

<HandofHeaven> Nope, not much of a computer girl
[06.41.30 PM] <Willkillforfood> He sends Kagom naked pics
[06.41.32 PM] <HandofHeaven> Much rather be smokin and drinkin
[06.41.35 PM] <Willkillforfood> You type fast for not being a computer girl.
[06.41.35 PM] <HandofHeaven> I doubt it
[06.41.42 PM] <HandofHeaven> well, I chat
06.41.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> Like, on a webcam
[06.41.58 PM] <Willkillforfood> Oh?
[06.41.59 PM] <HandofHeaven> But only for guys I like
[06.42.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yup

hahahahaha

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EXPOSED, BITCH.

Not to mention the fact that "she" (lololol) was asked for photos, and she said she didn't have a myspace or anything, or any photos online. Yet she said she chats online with a webcam. BULLSHIT. Not to mention that a girl not having a facebook is a VERY RARE instance in college. Especially some slutty bitch.

I don't give a flying tittyfuck whether they were real or not. I enjoyed the conversation that ensued and I posted it to share my amusement with you all...and because I was dared.