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HandOfHeaven

HandOfHeaven said: [Goto]

Dude, you're gonna get kicked in the nuts. She is as real as her tits are. Both of those girls want me bad. I'm getting it on tonite. Maybe have to buzz over to wal mart for more condoms.

So since she, or more appropiately, they are not real, their breasts are not real, and they are as real as that? What a conundrum.

If it was real I doubt that you would care what we thought about it. After my endeavors of bachelorhood I could not care less what anyone on an internet forum would think, nor would I care for their E-Fives.