Witch Burnings

BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

She turned me into a newt!

BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH! She turned me into a newt!

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I got better.

BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH! She turned me into a newt!

But don't you like pretending you're an animal? Now it's your dream come true! Oh wait, newts don't have fur and probably can't yiff very well huh?

If I am food than that means everybody here is for someone else either way you go.

If I am food than that means everybody here is for someone else either way you go.

Incorrect. It is a well-known fact in the deity community that witches are the only good, tasty food.

Wrong dear sir. Actually some people don't consider me as a witch. Because, I'm a Pagan High Priestess. Oh yeah, you can't possibly be "Jesus" nor "God".
For the simple fact, the pagans out casted several of their own memebers centeries ago for using the forbidden magic against their own people. Then they decided to get back the pagans and start a new religion of their own. They called it "Christanity." Then they decided that they needed something to worship. They then remembered that the Pagan Goddess was carring a child. So, they waited for the Goddess to go to sleep, they came in and cut the goddess open and stole the baby out of her womb. They thought that Paganism would die off beens they had the Pagans new God. But little did they know, the Goddess was carring twins that year. Then later on the "Christians" had a disagreement amongst themselves. They then decided to split off into two seperate groups. "Christanity" and "Catholicism." They worshiped the same "GOD" but seperate ways. They even later on went by two different books. They even came up with two different names for their buildings they worshiped in. Amazing? Not the least.

Wrong dear sir. Actually some people don't consider me as a witch. Because, I'm a Pagan High Priestess. Oh yeah, you can't possibly be "Jesus" nor "God". For the simple fact, the pagans out casted several of their own memebers centeries ago for using the forbidden magic against their own people. Then they decided to get back the pagans and start a new religion of their own. They called it "Christanity." Then they decided that they needed something to worship. They then remembered that the Pagan Goddess was carring a child. So, they waited for the Goddess to go to sleep, they came in and cut the goddess open and stole the baby out of her womb. They thought that Paganism would die off beens they had the Pagans new God. But little did they know, the Goddess was carring twins that year. Then later on the "Christians" had a disagreement amongst themselves. They then decided to split off into two seperate groups. "Christanity" and "Catholicism." They worshiped the same "GOD" but seperate ways. They even later on went by two different books. They even came up with two different names for their buildings they worshiped in. Amazing? Not the least.

What the fuck are you babbling about?

First of all, get your fucking facts straight, bitch. I never ONCE claimed to be Jesus. I know I can't be Jesus. I claimed to be Black Jesus.

Second, if you're a Pagan High Priestess I think I might fucking vomit. I'm fairly disillusioned with even the major religions, but if this so-called "religion" is putting a fat, retarded (you're presumably a chick on a gaming forum...I don't care what you say, you are fat. No, those aren't big bones) 17-year old chick in that type of position then that's not a fucking religion. That's the quintessence of idiocy with the facade of being faith.

And as far as dubious story goes, do you have any historical references, or are you simply pulling this shit out of your ass. I doubt you have any historical evidence, because most likely none of that shit ever happend. Lets see. You want me to believe that around 2000 years ago people decided to cut a woman open, and she lived through it. Secondly, they took a fetus, but entirely missed another one. Seriously? Who believes that shit?

And get it through your dense, thick, grimy skull...CATHOLICS ARE CHRISTIANS. Holy shit.

Amen, Black Jesus.

If you think about it that's basically what I said. Have you ever heard of reading between the lines. I also said that Catholicism came from Christanity which came from Paganism. So if you look at it right..... Catholicism is Paganism.