Wrong dear sir. Actually some people don't consider me as a witch. Because, I'm a Pagan High Priestess. Oh yeah, you can't possibly be "Jesus" nor "God".
For the simple fact, the pagans out casted several of their own memebers centeries ago for using the forbidden magic against their own people. Then they decided to get back the pagans and start a new religion of their own. They called it "Christanity." Then they decided that they needed something to worship. They then remembered that the Pagan Goddess was carring a child. So, they waited for the Goddess to go to sleep, they came in and cut the goddess open and stole the baby out of her womb. They thought that Paganism would die off beens they had the Pagans new God. But little did they know, the Goddess was carring twins that year. Then later on the "Christians" had a disagreement amongst themselves. They then decided to split off into two seperate groups. "Christanity" and "Catholicism." They worshiped the same "GOD" but seperate ways. They even later on went by two different books. They even came up with two different names for their buildings they worshiped in. Amazing? Not the least.