Weirdest thing you have ever beat off to?

This is by far the most entertaining thread thats been on here in a long time.

I'm kidding about Drawn Together, by the way... I just saw a commercial for the show when I was typing this. I've never even watched that shit stain.

All the others are real though.

Try pounding the pud while staring at the sun.

and what does looking into the sun while your doing that supposed to do other than blind you, dare i ask?

snappin the carrot

Weirdest thing I've ever beat off to?

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I can't remember the woman's name, but she was this really hot anchor on CNN every day at about 4 am. She might still be doing it. Hispanic chick, long black hair. Super hot.

Oh, and that Rachael Ray chick on the Food Network. Hot, hot, hot, but every word that comes out of her mouth is like shoving radioactive glass crawling with giant spiders into my ears. I give props to the Mute Button for being my wingman that night.

Polishing your royal scepter.

Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.

Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT. Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.

Is it just me or has she put on some pounds lately?




I sure hope so, gotta love dat ass!

Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

does that satisfy you? rotflol!

Sciencekid made 400 posts!

dang it! did that picture show up for any of you? i didn't for me

Nope, no pic here.

yes... i know, captain obvious... lol...

That's me!

hmmm... ill have to attach it. here, have fun and do whatever:

I'm gonna go beat off to that now

have fun! rotflmboshict

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