Weirdest thing I've ever beat off to?

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I can't remember the woman's name, but she was this really hot anchor on CNN every day at about 4 am. She might still be doing it. Hispanic chick, long black hair. Super hot.

Oh, and that Rachael Ray chick on the Food Network. Hot, hot, hot, but every word that comes out of her mouth is like shoving radioactive glass crawling with giant spiders into my ears. I give props to the Mute Button for being my wingman that night.