Hair Transformation!

I can't stand short hair! I haven't had my hair cut since Boxing Day.

Short hair is all itchy...and your head gets real cold real fast. I much prefer long hair.

I half-expect the bottom picture to animate and say: "I don't reckon I got reason to kill nobody"

:: How can you half expect something?
:: I don't know, it's just a turn of phrase.
:: How do you turn a phrase?

...I don't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.

I reckon I do as well.