A few points:
First I would like to congratulate Grav on his award for best cheese maker! Grav I gotta hand it to you, I've never had a bleu cheese more flavorful than yours. It was so scrumptuous and rich I could'nt help myself...I had sex with it.
Second I would like to give WetWired a good old fashioned "thumbs up." Nothing fancy, just some basic recognition...for being
fat. Haha, didn't see that one coming, didya cremecake? I'm sorry, I've been so rude to you lately. Allow me to make it up to you with a bag of chips and some malt liquor. Keep on chuggin', fatso.
K_A, you've brought me this far (in spite of yourself), and for that I would like to give you a huge pat on the back...all the way to the bottom of the Atlantic. I'm just kiddin'...(or am I??) but for your valiant contributions I would like to award you a bronze-plated gold medal. That's right, if you wear it everyone will think you're a loser, and if you scratch at it to get to the gold it will look messed up and everyone will think you're a loser. Darwinism at it's finest!
A few things:
I was reading up on my C++ and I ejaculated spontaneously. It would be no big deal but it landed on an ant. It's dead.
UPDATE!!!!
It seems I ejaculated again. I rubbed it all over my cat's face and I screamed WASH YOUR FUCKING FACE CAT!!! Then I beat it and it died. Ooh, a dead cat's corpse! I've got a pretty good idea of what's for dinner! (meatloaf)
UPDATE!!!!!
I have misplaced my pants. In place of my pants I have: a big of Doritos, a screwdriver, a used condom, and a 120mm computer fan. The fan has been lodged in my testicles for a while now ever since that time I decided to stick my balls in it when it was running. Oh well, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me! Shame on you fan, you so krazah!! <3
HOLY SHIT! UPDATE!!!
Found the pants, also found $20 bill inside. I wonder what's up with all this free money. I mean, I don't really deserve it. I think I'll give it to charity....the charity at Burger King!! Hahahahaha oh christ.
DOWNDATE!!
Well this is sad, apparently it wasn't really a $20 bill as much as it was a soggy old Civil War-era flag. I learned something new today: flags make good toilet paper, especially the
Confederate flag!! Take that D3V!! *fart*
UPDATE!!
I coughed up some dough and decided to go to Denny's. Unfortunately they don't take dough as currency, only dollars
GRAV!!
I recieved your email with 1001 pr0nn passwordz warez crackz 133 SLUTTY TEENS FREE IPOD 10X CAM!!.vbs. It was the best anime episode of our favorite anime I've ever seen. Thank you,
God among Men.
UPDATE!!
It seems all this typing has made me drowzy. Or maybe it was all those Ritalin I took as a suicide attempt. Regardless, this is the final update so I guess you're all probably relieved at my death/final update/yogurt update.
UPDATE!!
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