OWWWW.. My eye.

You big pussy.

Yeah I know . It's ridiculous. Also when it's cold or if I look directly in a light, my left eye starts to tear...

If I play my violin for too long then my right eye starts twitching horribly...

Since I am off for my surgery, when i play the xbox too long my eye starts to water so much that it runs down my face. So then I have to stop.

I've come up with a solution for tears. The reason tears start rolling out of our eyes is because of the teartubes you got in the corner of your eyes arent able to drain all the tears. What you should do is expand those. Take some pincers and a needle: grab your lower eyelid and put the needle in the teartube. Then move it around to expand it.

How can you do that to yourself??!!! OWWW!!!!!!!!