OWWWW.. My eye.
 

I had my eye surgeory yesterday. It hurts a bit. It's all red, you can't see any white in my eye. It's great to actually get some time offa work though. Even if I have to have my eye muscles cut on to do it.

Cheers to a speedy recovery.

Why'd they cut out your eye muscles?

Did they surgeorize one eye or both?

*pokes eye with a fork*

that sounds painful... unless they give u some painkillers... then u should just take them and chase them down with some beer and all will be good again

To re-align my eyes. They on.y cut the ones in my right eyes. And they gave me tylenol 3 and viccodin. But Viccodin makes me sick, so I'm usin gthe tylenol.

oh, i thought some1 skeet on your eye and you had an allergy.

You should say you have glaucoma and get some legal weed.

Lol!!!(> -.-)> <( -.-)> <( -.-<)

If my eye ever gets messed up, this is what I'm doing.

Yah, but we expect that from you.

I'm predictable!

I'm imitatable!

I'm imitatable.

Resident Jew's abortable

So your like a German running around shooting Jews w/ a handgun, and trying stop the evil Haunaka Corporation.

Um, no. "Resident Jew" is the ironic title we gave to an anti-semite to piss him off. I'm saying he should have been aborted.

Even though he was not aborted, I'm glad that he aborted this forum, he was nothing but a pain and an anal jackass.

<lil jon> YEAH!!!! </lil jon>