I just Payed per view!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide I like the razor method.

Im personally all about eating a tub of beans..

Fart yourelf to death. Hmmm. Very cruel!

Problem:How can we get K_A to kill himself?

Hypothesis: If K_A, another man, and a woman do fucked up shit, then they will eventually kill K_A.

Materiels: K_A, another man, a woman, a fork, some salt, nails, and some lemon juice, or you can use the brown bottle of disinfectant, an extenstion cord.

Procedures:
1. Strap K_A to a chair.
2. Tease him with the man
3. Tease him more.
4. TEASE!
5. te... wait no, uh... poke him in the stomach and in the legs with a fork, make it puncture though
6. connect your Extension cord from the plug-in to the little holes you made.
7. Take a picture and send it in to somebody at www.funnyjunk.com
8. Blindfold K_A
9. Put a path of nails on the ground
10. Tell K_A to walk or you'll kill him on the spot, make him walk in a straight line.
11. Take pictures of K_A walking on the nails
12. Post them on www.funnyjunk.com
13. Put some salt on his wounds
14. As you put the salt, spray all the lemonjuice on the holes in his body from the fork
15. After your done, disinfect them.
16. Punch him until he dies.


This post has no offence to K_A, its just a clever way to die! With details, too!

Punching someone to death is in no way clever. It's been done so many times Before.

Slapping someone to death, though.. that'd be classic.

Yes, I know.

The fact that I added that at the end, made it quite clever. You were expecting something 'big', like fucking him un the brain or something.

No.

Simply end his life after torture. That, my friend, is classic.

You my friend, try way too hard.

Where does the woman come in???

She gives you a blowjob while you watch K_A torture himself. Double the pleasure!

I already killed myself by the way. I made a flash about it and posted it all over the internet then I did it in public to get attention.