I just Payed per view!
 

I just bought Napolean Dynamite on Pay Per View.

How should I end my life?

How can you end it ......if you didn't have one to begin with?

I created xanga. I own your life.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

I like the razor method.

Napolean Dynamite is a good movie, though. I don't care what you all say, I liked it.

Chew broken dvd's until your belly explodes.

I think he should just go witht he freesbee approach

Seppuku!

"Ding-Dong "I'll get it.. SLAP"

Brush your teeth with a belt sander.

Try drinking a quart of everclear all at once.

Fuck an electrical outlet. (I'm sure you'll fit)

OMGWTFBBQGNRSNP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So what? you payed barely any money to watch a good movie, and you can just tape it anyways... it's much better quality than like... downloading it. Soooo you didn't do anything that gay.

Nail your tongue to a kitchen table and run a cheese grader along it.

Im personally all about eating a tub of beans..

Fart yourelf to death. Hmmm. Very cruel!

Problem:How can we get K_A to kill himself?

Hypothesis: If K_A, another man, and a woman do fucked up shit, then they will eventually kill K_A.

Materiels: K_A, another man, a woman, a fork, some salt, nails, and some lemon juice, or you can use the brown bottle of disinfectant, an extenstion cord.

Procedures:
1. Strap K_A to a chair.
2. Tease him with the man
3. Tease him more.
4. TEASE!
5. te... wait no, uh... poke him in the stomach and in the legs with a fork, make it puncture though
6. connect your Extension cord from the plug-in to the little holes you made.
7. Take a picture and send it in to somebody at www.funnyjunk.com
8. Blindfold K_A
9. Put a path of nails on the ground
10. Tell K_A to walk or you'll kill him on the spot, make him walk in a straight line.
11. Take pictures of K_A walking on the nails
12. Post them on www.funnyjunk.com
13. Put some salt on his wounds
14. As you put the salt, spray all the lemonjuice on the holes in his body from the fork
15. After your done, disinfect them.
16. Punch him until he dies.


This post has no offence to K_A, its just a clever way to die! With details, too!

Punching someone to death is in no way clever. It's been done so many times Before.

Slapping someone to death, though.. that'd be classic.

Yes, I know.

The fact that I added that at the end, made it quite clever. You were expecting something 'big', like fucking him un the brain or something.

No.

Simply end his life after torture. That, my friend, is classic.