What's your role in real life with friends?

I'm well rounded. They can talk about anything with me, cry on my shoulder, swap insults, sit in silence, watch movies, play games, flirt jokingly, etc and so on. Quite a few of them usually come to me for advice. I'm also the type that will do try to do something to cheer them up when they're depressed. A friend of mine found out she had a cyst on her ovary and had to go in for surgery, so I bought her half a dozen roses before she went in.

And I'll probably be some poor niqqa on the streets -- well, because I'm me. I'll tell every one, that's my niqqa penny there. When you get up there you better hook me up.

Wanna be my vice? The niqqa swing vote would kick ass!

On a side note... it seems that everyone is the "funny witty awesome sexy incredibly pimp at life guy with a huge penis and lots of money".

I am better at the craft... trust me...

About the 'cry on shoulder'

Doesnt it fucking suck?

I hate it, expecially since none of the girls really like me the way i like them. Bah, oh well.

I usually stop hanging out with girls when they talk about their period and taking shits, like this one chick did X_X

Im the weird guy....from the 80's. I hang with the other 80's kids.

I find it fun to try to be as weird as I possibly can. That includes looking weird too. Trust me this does work to get some really hot girls.

Wait you are gay?

*sigh* Nice to see you didnt really leave like you said you were. ANYWAYS. HELL NO. IM NOT GAY I LIKE PUSSY PUSSY DO YOU HEAR ME? PUSSY!

The first step is denial :]

BTW, slaynish, I hear much more stuff from the girls...stuff that would haunt you for days on end, leave you with nightmares...

So your like a brother to them?

Ussually girls find the gay guys and tell them there secrets.

But the best part is he is bi. He can use their secrets to his advantage and get some grade A pussy.

Dude don't you live in Cincy?

Shit I forgot about that. lol sorry?