What's your role in real life with friends?

On a side note, I will be the President of the United States of America in the year 2024.

And I'll probably be some poor niqqa on the streets -- well, because I'm me. I'll tell every one, that's my niqqa penny there. When you get up there you better hook me up.

The seal the dealer. A party is a party, but it's not a party until it's me. People just love having me around, who knows why. I'm the funny one in a small group, social drinker in a big group. Also the pretend "responsible" guy. Similar to the designated driver, but for parents. Adults think I'm a perfect angel straight up, so more things can get done undiscovered with me around. "Oh, it's okay, he's going with them. You know how he is."

In Junior High I was the consoler type for girls, but realized that sucked way too much ass. People whine too much. Fuck people. I'll help my friends if they need it, but I'm not gonna be your pillow.

I have friends in all spectrums, except fake ass eminem loving rich white posers with shades, caps, cell phones and cigs.

I'm like Grav is, everyone thinks is I'm the responsible one so nobody bothers us. But I'm also a sort of cry-on-shoulders guy for girls.

I'm the funny one and ppl ask me for advise a lot...

i dunno what my friends think of me, but i guess id be the responsible one, and the one that i guess pretty much nobody hates me openly, i dunno what poeple think of me behind my back, but ya no, i dont got any enemies. im also the person when people make fun of people who just says, guys just shut up, id think of more but i g2g

And I'll probably be some poor niqqa on the streets -- well, because I'm me. I'll tell every one, that's my niqqa penny there. When you get up there you better hook me up.

Wanna be my vice? The niqqa swing vote would kick ass!

On a side note... it seems that everyone is the "funny witty awesome sexy incredibly pimp at life guy with a huge penis and lots of money".

I am better at the craft... trust me...

About the 'cry on shoulder'

Doesnt it fucking suck?

I hate it, expecially since none of the girls really like me the way i like them. Bah, oh well.

I usually stop hanging out with girls when they talk about their period and taking shits, like this one chick did X_X

Im the weird guy....from the 80's. I hang with the other 80's kids.

I find it fun to try to be as weird as I possibly can. That includes looking weird too. Trust me this does work to get some really hot girls.

Wait you are gay?

*sigh* Nice to see you didnt really leave like you said you were. ANYWAYS. HELL NO. IM NOT GAY I LIKE PUSSY PUSSY DO YOU HEAR ME? PUSSY!