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Posted 2004-08-18, 04:13 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "I'm glad my friends got me that..."
Here is what I think you should do:

1. Make a loaf of end pieces of bread.
2. Go stay in a hotel room.
3. Use the end pieces to wipe your ass.
4. Demand that the guy who got you to stay in that hellhole pay the bill for the hotel room and eat the end pieces of bread.
5. Do an irish jig on his lifeless corpse then feed him to the ants.
6. Burn the place down to get rid of the evidence and keep anyone else from ever having to stay there.
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Posted 2004-08-18, 04:15 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Here is what I think you should do: ..."
Did I mention the pubic hair magically strewn throughout the entire bathroom? Even on the ceiling?
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Posted 2004-08-18, 04:51 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Did I mention the pubic hair magically..."
GET THE HELL OUT OF THEIR SICK! I WOULD BASH ALL THE ROOMS UP good luck get the fuck out of there grav
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Posted 2004-08-18, 04:52 PM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "GET THE HELL OUT OF THEIR SICK! I WOULD..."
Grav, can't you sue for sub-standard living conditions, or something along those lines?
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Posted 2004-08-18, 06:33 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Grav, can't you sue for sub-standard..."
why dont you get taco to lend you some money?
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Posted 2004-08-18, 06:46 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "why dont you get taco to lend you some..."
He'd let you use the taco bell bathroom
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Posted 2004-08-18, 09:06 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Grav, can't you sue for sub-standard..."
mjordan2nd said:
Grav, can't you sue for sub-standard living conditions, or something along those lines?
Not when you bought the place. :P
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Posted 2004-08-18, 09:09 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Not when you bought the place. :P"
Jamesadin said:
Not when you bought the place. :P
I feel stupid now. I thought they just rented the place.
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Posted 2004-08-19, 10:08 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "I feel stupid now. I thought they just..."
I bet they feel worse.

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2004-08-22, 02:37 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Grav, can't you sue for sub-standard..."
mjordan2nd said:
Grav, can't you sue for sub-standard living conditions, or something along those lines?
Silly black people, always wanting to sue people for various reasons....

Just kidding MJ.
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Posted 2004-08-22, 02:40 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Silly black people, always wanting to..."
On topic...

That really blows Grav. I hope that in your adult life you make incomprehensibly large sums of cash doing something that requires little effort... because smart people shouldn't be living like that... that is reserved for stupid people... Tyrranicide people.
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