Do you think porn and real sex look alike

Heh, I laughed at that really hard. Donno why, that was hilarious though.

Well, If your a guy that can do it in 37 different positions at the same time then I'd guess sex would be like porn.

It's definatly similar.

Sex doesn't "last" as long, to put it that way. They pile that all on over a whole day with magazines and other stuff. And some people have never even heard of/seen some of those positions they use.

Hey yo that aint everybody.. (you shoulda pulled a "Most People")
Ive stayed up for 27 minutes so HA!
(no homoness involved I hate faggots to death and wish them to all burn)

27 minutes...... lol

"Do you think porn and real sex look alike?"

No. Real sex usually involves plastic traffic cones, superfluous appendages (like insectile antennae) and excessive vomiting. Porn never includes those things. Porn usually focuses on heated debate followed by a dog show. It's true.

Wow you must be a pro, 27 whole minutes.

27 minutes? Pah. My Grandmother stays erect longer than that.

I think I shat myself.

It's the truth. That woman's packing some serious firepower under those corrective undergarments.

I thought it was always Grandpa you had to watch out for![/revulsion]

Both of my grandfathers are dead, you insensitive prick!

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Heh, they've both been dead since before I was born.

Nifty spifty.