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Posted 2004-06-04, 03:11 PM in reply to ‡AC‡'s post starting "*pointless post*..."
Sex doesn't "last" as long, to put it that way. They pile that all on over a whole day with magazines and other stuff. And some people have never even heard of/seen some of those positions they use.
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Posted 2004-06-04, 03:15 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Sex doesn't "last" as long, to put it..."
Like I said it depends on the partners.
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Posted 2004-06-05, 07:42 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Sex doesn't "last" as long, to put it..."
It's definatly similar.
HandOfHeaven said:
Sex doesn't "last" as long, to put it that way. They pile that all on over a whole day with magazines and other stuff. And some people have never even heard of/seen some of those positions they use.
Hey yo that aint everybody.. (you shoulda pulled a "Most People")
Ive stayed up for 27 minutes so HA!
(no homoness involved I hate faggots to death and wish them to all burn)
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Posted 2004-06-05, 11:19 PM in reply to sheerx's post starting "It's definatly similar. Hey yo..."
27 minutes...... lol
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Posted 2004-06-05, 11:30 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "27 minutes...... lol"
"Do you think porn and real sex look alike?"

No. Real sex usually involves plastic traffic cones, superfluous appendages (like insectile antennae) and excessive vomiting. Porn never includes those things. Porn usually focuses on heated debate followed by a dog show. It's true.
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Posted 2004-06-05, 11:37 PM in reply to sheerx's post starting "It's definatly similar. Hey yo..."
Wow you must be a pro, 27 whole minutes.
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Posted 2004-06-06, 12:06 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Wow you must be a pro, 27 whole minutes."
27 minutes? Pah. My Grandmother stays erect longer than that.
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Posted 2004-06-06, 12:07 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "27 minutes? Pah. My Grandmother stays..."
I think I shat myself.
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Posted 2004-06-06, 12:21 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I think I shat myself."
It's the truth. That woman's packing some serious firepower under those corrective undergarments.
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Posted 2004-06-06, 02:05 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "It's the truth. That woman's packing..."


I thought it was always Grandpa you had to watch out for![/revulsion]
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