And to think that some of those people can't even shit right. Maybe they grab it out of their asses and smear it like fingerpaints? That is really disgusting the way people leave bathrooms, whereas wherever you step it is in shit or piss.
Titusfied, why don't you go into a bathtub full of shit, maybe that'll re-enact your dream, masturbating in poop.
Smoking weed at school? You deserve it, buddy. This'll teach you to cover your tracks. Personally, I have no sympathy what-so ever.... Though some of that stuff sounds kind of nasty.
And learn how to vacuum, it really isn't hard.. O_o