Community Service...
 

They just gave me 19 hours of community service today. I fucking have to wake up tomorrow at 8:30am, oppose to the time I usually wake up, which is like 12:30pm (somewhere around there). Anyway the old lady at the Volunteer Center said I'm gonna be working for her bitch ass cleaning windows, vacuuming (I don't even know how to vacuum :(), cleaning her old lady shit in the restroom (eew), and other shit like helping people donate blood (me with blood is a bad idea, someones gonna die tomorrow :killgrin: ).

Anyway, I'm lazy as fuck and its from 8:30 to 4:30 for like 3 days.

Someone help me whine.

Kaos what did you do to deserve this?

smoke weed at school.

Way to go dumbass.

That doesn't sound bad at all so I'm not going to help you whine.

Never done it sound boring as hell, not to mention you will prolly touch shit some time during that day.

Correction: OLD LADY SHIT. Which is old and dusty and hard to get off your hands :(.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL. No more weed in school for kaos.

Yes, but more weed out of school, mwa ha ha ha.

The funnest thing to imagine is kaos on the floor, on his knees cleaning crap off of a toilet mwhahahaha.

19 hours ain't shit... Not even 3 days. Quit your bitching. :weird:

But its a severely degrading job none the less. Come on....cleaning shit...wouldnt you complain?

And to think that some of those people can't even shit right. Maybe they grab it out of their asses and smear it like fingerpaints? That is really disgusting the way people leave bathrooms, whereas wherever you step it is in shit or piss.

Titusfied, why don't you go into a bathtub full of shit, maybe that'll re-enact your dream, masturbating in poop.

Shut up, asswipe. What does that have to do with community service.

Smoking weed at school? You deserve it, buddy. This'll teach you to cover your tracks. Personally, I have no sympathy what-so ever.... Though some of that stuff sounds kind of nasty.




And learn how to vacuum, it really isn't hard.. O_o

yah really, there isn't much to vacuum, u just move the vacuum over the dirty spots, right?

I'm not sure where I heard this, but some people at my school supposedly put a little blunt in a straw, in a styrofoam cup in the cafeteria, bite into an apple, blow the smoke into the apple, and throw the apple out the window... I am still trying to figure out some of the mechanics of this... like what happens after the first puff... maybe they keep blowing smoke into apples and at the end, when the joint is burnt out, then maybe they throw it all away. Tricky little stoners.

What in the holy hell are you talking about, HoH? Jesus Christ, keep your fantasies to yourself next time, ass-muncher.

THREE more hours left tomorrow! W00T!

Things I gained during community service:

2 Cookies I stole from a table that was suppose to be for the blood donors.

I almost scored with an old chick.

I had time to smoke alot.

J/k about the old chick, lol.

Why kaos, I think that you have really learned your lesson about smoking in school. lol