Jessica Lynch was really a spy for Jack Chick who does some secret work for the Russian Gov't and they in turn give directions to Intelligent Life so they can totally obliterate the earth and these guys who captured Jessica were really trying to prevent armageddon from occurring by aliens?
Fuck Mulder. This is why I'm running from the Russian Gov't. And Jack Chick, he's not Christian and his false claims Catholics made the KKK is false. He even said he knew prots made it and he was a proud professing member of the KKK. So I kicked him and ran. THe damn KKK is now apart of the Russian plot.