Omegle - Chat with strangers! - Social Entropy++

So...the other night I talked with this chick from the Netherlands for about an hour, was pretty cool.

Just now I got this...

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Canada, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:/ ouch

And then...

You: Hi
Stranger: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

The fuck....

Stranger: HI
You: how goes it?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: from?
You: USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol. That shit is ridiculous.

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: I am a little manchild in the peninsula of Man
You: who art thou?
Stranger: lewl
Stranger: I am but a walker, walking on the moon
You: Oh. They faked walking on the moon, good sir.
Stranger: oh no but this is real my dear
Stranger: so very real
You: As real as a giant iron penis from the depths of the Punjab?
Stranger: They may have fooled the world in times that passed, but I hold secrets they do not.
You: What other secrets hold you, moonman?
Stranger: Secrets are such that they shall not be told, for they are secrets, young one.
You: I am not young. I may be a manchild in the peninsula of Man, but I am of age.
Stranger: I apologise wise sir.
You: I am not wise nor am I intelligent.
You: I simply am.
Stranger: Interesting statement to say sir.
You: Aye, forsooth!
Stranger: We really are all, simply, are.
You: But many choose to ignore such truths in pursuit of the fancy that they are something much more in a grand, cosmic scale. They are merely ants in a giant hill.
Stranger: What might you be up to this fine day/night/time of day you're in?
You: I am browsing this intertubing thing on a modern machina! Then I plan to take my friend to yonder apothecary before I get to my apprentice shop.
You: And you good sir/madam?
You: For I have realized I know not whether you have an innie or an outie.
Stranger: I am delaying the time when I shall fall into a deep deep sleep, where I will enter a world that I can not yet possibly imagine.
You: Drugs are bad, m'kay.

Another:

You: Have you ever pondered about God?
Stranger: nope
You: You do know the end of the world is close at hand?
You: Gay marriage, abortion, negroes as head of state in a white, Christian country.
Stranger: no its not
You: Abhorrent.
Stranger: the end is not close
Stranger: theres not god
Stranger: *no
You: Blasphemy! God is everywhere! He's in you, he's in me, he's in everyone.
You: And we have our white lord Jesus to thank for our possibility for salvation!
You: If you repent now, you will find Salvation before the rapture comes!
You have disconnected.

Touchy subject...

Stranger: hi
You: When is the end of the world?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hi
You: When is the end of the world?
Stranger: tomorrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey
You: When is the end of the world?
Stranger: 2078
You: !
You: How do you know
Stranger: I was told
You: By whom?!
Stranger: can't say
You: That's fair enough
You: What happens in 2012 then?
Stranger: a party
You: Oh sweet
You: where?
Stranger: all over the world
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever seen a donkey show?
Stranger: no
You: Want to? Only $50 American.
You: Biiiiig and hung burro and a nice Mexican girl with big boobs.
Stranger: i'm in australia not US
You: Oh. We fly out for $2500 AUS. Then $60 AUS for the show.
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/houston, tx
You: u
Stranger: 20,m,brazil
You: u str8
Stranger: what do you like to do?
You: idk
You: lay in the sun
You: shop
Stranger: are you virgen?
You: lol y
Stranger: why?
You: yeh, y?
Stranger: why are u virgen?
You: i didnt say i was
Stranger: do you dont like se?
You: i do
You: just not when its with my dad
Stranger: do you like to sex?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
You: like i said tho, just not when its my dad
You: hes rough
You: and calls me names
Stranger: what makes you successful?
You: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello~
Stranger: How are you
You: Verry well.
You: How is thyself
You: well
Stranger: Because my main language isn't English, so I'm not quite sure,
You: thy art talkative this day
You: o
You: lol
You: I'll talk normal then
Stranger: very well...
You: What is your main language?
Stranger: then I can know your meaning better.
You: Wow
Stranger: I'm chinese.
You: It really isn't your main laguage
Stranger: ha ha
You: then I can know your meaning better. = Then I can understand you better
Stranger: But I really really like English.
You: Wow
You: I hate it
You: Example: Phonetic
Stranger: I enjoy chat with foreigners
You: it means a word that is spelled as it sounds
You: the word phonetic
You: is not phonetic
You: it should be spelled
You: fonetic
You: Are you a dog
Stranger: I know your meaning , ha ha
Stranger: ???
You: Sorry
You: got a bit random there
You: Woot there it is!!
You: So
You: what is your main laguage?
You: language
Stranger: Chinese
You: Wow
Stranger: Cantonese
You: c_______ese
Stranger: and...you?
You: English
You: I have to go play outside
You: damn it all
Stranger: where r u from?
You: America
You: Where you guys ship all your factory products
Stranger: But here is the night, ha
Stranger: Chinese products are quite well, don't you think?
You: But here is the night, ha = But it is night here, LOLZ!!!
You: They are cheap
You: and generaly break
Stranger: And I'm a BBOY, USA's BBOY are very good.
You: but most of them do
You: ummm
Stranger: products have different levels, ok?
You: I can't even understand that one
You: BBOY?
You: is that boy?
Stranger: B-BOY
Stranger: the guy who have breaking dance
You: o
You: yea
You: I love watching those guys
You: they are amazing
Stranger: yah..
Stranger: so powerful
Stranger: Ronnie is my idol
You: I have never seen them do that head spinny thing that everyone knows
Stranger: may I ask you are u a student?
You: Yes
You: I am in 10th grade
You: You?
Stranger: that's a university's grade?
You: there aren't any
Stranger: I'm an undergraduate.
You: There is school which is 1-12
You: then collage for 4 years
Stranger: I see.
You: and then other stuff
You: but nice
Stranger: Our place too.
You: What is your major?
Stranger: Software engineering.
You: Sweet
You: I am currently having a lot of fun with programing
You: VB.net
You: worst language ever
Stranger: That would be a nice job, but it's not quite easy.
You: I am taking a JAVA course over the summer
You: But I have to go
You: my mom is making me go out to play outside
Stranger: I make programs used VB few few years ago.
You: It is 18 degrees here
You: celcuius
You: celcius
Stranger: 18 DEGREES?
You: had to go to a converter for that
You: 18.333
You: lol
You: I love the spring
Stranger: 'cool' ha...
You: but yea
You: I have to leave
Stranger: ok
You: so nice talking to you
You: bye
Stranger: very nice talking to you too

First normal conversation I have ever had there.