You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: I am a little manchild in the peninsula of Man
You: who art thou?
Stranger: lewl
Stranger: I am but a walker, walking on the moon
You: Oh. They faked walking on the moon, good sir.
Stranger: oh no but this is real my dear
Stranger: so very real
You: As real as a giant iron penis from the depths of the Punjab?
Stranger: They may have fooled the world in times that passed, but I hold secrets they do not.
You: What other secrets hold you, moonman?
Stranger: Secrets are such that they shall not be told, for they are secrets, young one.
You: I am not young. I may be a manchild in the peninsula of Man, but I am of age.
Stranger: I apologise wise sir.
You: I am not wise nor am I intelligent.
You: I simply am.
Stranger: Interesting statement to say sir.
You: Aye, forsooth!
Stranger: We really are all, simply, are.
You: But many choose to ignore such truths in pursuit of the fancy that they are something much more in a grand, cosmic scale. They are merely ants in a giant hill.
Stranger: What might you be up to this fine day/night/time of day you're in?
You: I am browsing this intertubing thing on a modern machina! Then I plan to take my friend to yonder apothecary before I get to my apprentice shop.
You: And you good sir/madam?
You: For I have realized I know not whether you have an innie or an outie.
Stranger: I am delaying the time when I shall fall into a deep deep sleep, where I will enter a world that I can not yet possibly imagine.
You: Drugs are bad, m'kay.

Another:

You: Have you ever pondered about God?
Stranger: nope
You: You do know the end of the world is close at hand?
You: Gay marriage, abortion, negroes as head of state in a white, Christian country.
Stranger: no its not
You: Abhorrent.
Stranger: the end is not close
Stranger: theres not god
Stranger: *no
You: Blasphemy! God is everywhere! He's in you, he's in me, he's in everyone.
You: And we have our white lord Jesus to thank for our possibility for salvation!
You: If you repent now, you will find Salvation before the rapture comes!
You have disconnected.