Omegle - Chat with strangers! - Social Entropy++

http://www.omegle.com

The site pairs you randomly and anonymously with strangers to chat with. It can be very interesting to see what kind of person you run into. Just steer clear of the /b/tards, for they are in abundance!

(Thanks to Grav for linking me!)


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yragle the pirate has 100 white pearls and 100 black pearls. The white pearls are worthless, the black pearls are priceless. He will let you distribute the pearls between two sacks, labeled "Heads" and "Tails." After you distribute the pearls, you flip a fair coin and choose a pearl at random from the corresponding sack. How should you distribute the pearls between the two sacks to maximize your odds of getting a black pearl?
Stranger: i'm polish
You: k
Stranger: we don't have pearls here
You: What a shame.
You have disconnected.

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Some random one (that isn't mine):

You: How often do you masturbate?
Stranger: i am right now
Stranger: how often do you finger your vag
You: That's wonderful, but it doesn't really answer the question.
You: At least 3 times a day.
Stranger: how many fingers
You: As many as she will allow.
Stranger: often enough to where im shooting blanks by noon
Stranger: do you have a name for your vagina
You: Karen.
Stranger: is karen hairless
You: She's usually pretty clean and trimmed.
You: Not fully hairless, though.
Stranger: pics?
You: She's not here right now, and I don't have any saved.
Stranger: how is your vagina not here are you chopped into two?
You: It feels like that sometimes.
You: I get really lonely when she's not around.
Stranger: are you a guy
You: Well, yeah.
Stranger: FAGGOT
Stranger: ASKING DUDES ABOUT MASTURBATING
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COCK SUCKING FAG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.