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Posted 2008-11-18, 12:54 PM
to sechs?

For instance, I just had a pb&j /w strawberry jelly, chips and a large glass of milk.. I'm thinking thats about as close to sechs as you can get without jerking off into a condom.

How close can you get?
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Posted 2008-11-18, 01:22 PM in reply to Kazilla's post "How close can you get..."
Getting as high as you possibly can and going to Ci-Ci's pizza and getting the buffet.














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Posted 2008-11-18, 11:33 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Getting as high as you possibly can and..."
Fallout 3...
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Posted 2008-11-18, 11:38 PM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "Fallout 3..."
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Fallout 3...
Win .
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Posted 2008-11-21, 10:01 AM in reply to Kazilla's post "How close can you get..."
I think masturbation is probably the closest you can get.
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Posted 2008-11-21, 10:32 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I think masturbation is probably the..."
You missed the entire point of this thread : /
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Posted 2008-11-21, 11:18 AM in reply to Kazilla's post starting "You missed the entire point of this..."
Not really. I chose to be a smartass instead of participating.

Closest thing to sex that has happened to me.. hmm.. one of my ex-girlfriends was extremely cool and laid back. I can remember one morning we:

Woke up
Smoked a couple of bowls
Watched Family Guy for 2 hours
She gave me dome
and then we went back to sleep.

If that isn't heaven I don't know what is.
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Posted 2008-11-21, 11:42 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Not really. I chose to be a smartass..."
That's very fucking close.














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Posted 2008-11-21, 01:59 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Not really. I chose to be a smartass..."
toche
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Posted 2008-11-21, 04:36 PM in reply to Kazilla's post starting "toche"
I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend so idk. Maybe when my sister tried to strangle me with her bra.
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Posted 2008-11-21, 05:22 PM in reply to Asamin's post starting "I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend..."
Incest = NOT Heaven.
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Posted 2008-11-22, 07:56 AM in reply to Asamin's post starting "I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend..."
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I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend so idk. Maybe when my sister tried to strangle me with her bra.
er.. er.. LOL
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Posted 2008-11-22, 08:18 AM in reply to Asamin's post starting "I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend..."
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I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend so idk. Maybe when my sister tried to strangle me with her bra.
I have to + rep you for this, only because you had the balls to say it! lol.. thats my morning laugh.
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Posted 2008-11-22, 12:01 PM in reply to Kazilla's post starting "I have to + rep you for this, only..."
Kazilla said: [Goto]
I have to + rep you for this, only because you had the balls to say it! lol.. thats my morning laugh.
I hope you assume she wasn't topless when she attempted to "strangle" him with her bra...
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Posted 2008-11-22, 07:08 PM in reply to Asamin's post starting "I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend..."
Asamin said: [Goto]
I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend so idk. Maybe when my sister tried to strangle me with her bra.

If your dog was biting your crotch while this was happening, then that would definitely be a winner.
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Posted 2008-11-22, 07:11 PM in reply to Asamin's post starting "I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend..."
sweetie, that was a terrible thing to say! and you will probably never ever live that down lol
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2009-06-26, 11:09 AM in reply to Asamin's post starting "I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend..."
Asamin said: [Goto]
I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend so idk. Maybe when my sister tried to strangle me with her bra.

This post still makes me laugh.
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Posted 2009-06-26, 11:14 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "This post still makes me laugh."
Holy shit I had missed that. LOL +1 asamin.














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Posted 2009-06-26, 12:00 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "This post still makes me laugh."
Great bump, Spector.

Fucking hilarious.
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Posted 2009-06-26, 12:05 PM in reply to Wallow's post starting "I hope you assume she wasn't topless..."
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I hope you assume she wasn't topless when she attempted to "strangle" him with her bra...
I thought WKFF was the one that lived in Kentucky...??














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