Not really. I chose to be a smartass instead of participating.

Closest thing to sex that has happened to me.. hmm.. one of my ex-girlfriends was extremely cool and laid back. I can remember one morning we:

Woke up
Smoked a couple of bowls
Watched Family Guy for 2 hours
She gave me dome
and then we went back to sleep.

If that isn't heaven I don't know what is.