How close can you get...
 

to sechs?

For instance, I just had a pb&j /w strawberry jelly, chips and a large glass of milk.. I'm thinking thats about as close to sechs as you can get without jerking off into a condom.

How close can you get?

Getting as high as you possibly can and going to Ci-Ci's pizza and getting the buffet.

Fallout 3...

Win .

I think masturbation is probably the closest you can get.

You missed the entire point of this thread : /

Not really. I chose to be a smartass instead of participating.

Closest thing to sex that has happened to me.. hmm.. one of my ex-girlfriends was extremely cool and laid back. I can remember one morning we:

Woke up
Smoked a couple of bowls
Watched Family Guy for 2 hours
She gave me dome
and then we went back to sleep.

If that isn't heaven I don't know what is.

That's very fucking close.

toche

I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend so idk. Maybe when my sister tried to strangle me with her bra.

Incest = NOT Heaven.

er.. er.. LOL

I have to + rep you for this, only because you had the balls to say it! lol.. thats my morning laugh.

I hope you assume she wasn't topless when she attempted to "strangle" him with her bra...

If your dog was biting your crotch while this was happening, then that would definitely be a winner.

sweetie, that was a terrible thing to say! and you will probably never ever live that down lol

This post still makes me laugh.

Holy shit I had missed that. LOL +1 asamin.

Great bump, Spector.

Fucking hilarious.

I thought WKFF was the one that lived in Kentucky...??