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Posted 2003-04-17, 12:46 PM
Three people were on a plane, bush, osama, and the empire of china. The polit said over the speaker "The cargo is too heavy. Lighten the load back there". All three of them look around and see nothing but the walls of the plane. The empire of china proudfully said "I do this for my cuntry" and jumped off the plane. The speaker clicked on "Theres still too much". President bush said to osama bin laden "I do this for my cuntry", then president bush pushed osama bin ladon off the plane.
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Posted 2003-04-17, 12:50 PM in reply to D2Maul's post "Osama Bin Laden Jokes"
boring...
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Posted 2003-04-17, 02:09 PM in reply to D2Maul's post "Osama Bin Laden Jokes"
Very.



What do you get when you cross a pig with an iraqi?

Osama Bin Laden (just made it up and made it corny on purpose)
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Posted 2003-04-17, 03:24 PM in reply to D2Maul's post "Osama Bin Laden Jokes"
That was corny k_a.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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Posted 2003-04-17, 07:59 PM in reply to D2Maul's post "Osama Bin Laden Jokes"
Ok, here's an old one. Why does Saddam never have sex with any of his wives?...


... because everytime he opens their legs he sees bush.
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Posted 2003-04-18, 05:44 PM in reply to D2Maul's post "Osama Bin Laden Jokes"
What .... what ... you suck cock ???
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Posted 2003-04-18, 06:13 PM in reply to D2Maul's post "Osama Bin Laden Jokes"
What does osama bin laden and the teletubys have in comon,

1. they both piss me off
2. there evil
3. i think they all shoot death beams from there ass
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