Osama Bin Laden Jokes
 

Three people were on a plane, bush, osama, and the empire of china. The polit said over the speaker "The cargo is too heavy. Lighten the load back there". All three of them look around and see nothing but the walls of the plane. The empire of china proudfully said "I do this for my cuntry" and jumped off the plane. The speaker clicked on "Theres still too much". President bush said to osama bin laden "I do this for my cuntry", then president bush pushed osama bin ladon off the plane.

boring...

Very.



What do you get when you cross a pig with an iraqi?

Osama Bin Laden (just made it up and made it corny on purpose)

That was corny k_a. :(

Ok, here's an old one. Why does Saddam never have sex with any of his wives?...


... because everytime he opens their legs he sees bush.

What .... what ... you suck cock ???

What does osama bin laden and the teletubys have in comon,

1. they both piss me off
2. there evil
3. i think they all shoot death beams from there ass