Three people were on a plane, bush, osama, and the empire of china. The polit said over the speaker "The cargo is too heavy. Lighten the load back there". All three of them look around and see nothing but the walls of the plane. The empire of china proudfully said "I do this for my cuntry" and jumped off the plane. The speaker clicked on "Theres still too much". President bush said to osama bin laden "I do this for my cuntry", then president bush pushed osama bin ladon off the plane.