Favorite Movie Quotes

Just post your favorite movie quotes here. I will start with a movie that no one should ever have to see.

Robot Ninjas-"I am hero-man. I have no powers, but I am known as a hero."-Hero-Man

Braveheart - "The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked" - Stephen the Irishman

"Your pimping your own child?!?"

Would you like a glass of shut the fuck up

I told you that, and it is...

"how about a cup of shut the fuck up"

Ahem..... Is that a movie quote??



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From Cannibal: The Musical!

Miller: (cuts into a corpse's ass to feed himself and his starving friends)

Humphrey: Dude, you're cutting into his butt!

Miller: Then what the hell kind of piece do you want?!

Humphrey: Well, not butt!

"Switch to emergency power, before he gets us again!" - The first power rangers movie

HAHA! I rememeber that, when I was small that was my favorate show.

Originally posted by Jamesadin when I was small

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"Now I know you don't smoke weed,, I know This, but I'm gonna get you high today, It's friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shit to do!" Smokey from Friday

"Are you saying a 5 ounce bird can carry a 1lb coconut"

"He could grip it by the husk"

"With what his dorsel feathers."

"He could use a vine if two birds carried it."

"Well, if two birds carried it then yes, but a swallow."

"What about an African swallow."

"An african swallow maybe, but not a european swallow."

-Two Bird Guys from Monty Python and the Search for The Holy Grail

that should be pretty right. i think.

close enough lol

"Help, Im being opressed!" -MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL

Redman-"oh ohh oh mah weed! FUCK FUCK BITCH FUCK.. FUCK"....Methodman-"what? no cigar... noooo!"
Methodman-"got blunt?"
Redman-"got weed?

Redman-Methodman

from How High

"She turned me into a newt."

"A newt?"

"Well...I got better."

Monty Python And the Holy Grail

"Is there anything that doesnt have spam in it on the menu?"
"Well....there is spam spam spam spam eggs and spam"
"I DONT LIKE SPAM!"
"Well there isnt much spam in it"
(Vikings at another table start chanting "spam spam spam spam spam spam")-MONTY PYTHON

Good Job. You recieve one cookie.

"Come back here and I'll bit your kneecaps off." -Black Knight Monty Python And the Holy Grail

"And now let's talk about something completly different; #3 : the Larch"
MP-the flying circus.

"And now it is time for the swimming competition for those who cant swim.*Everyone jumps in*We will pick out the carcasses in abuot 15 minutes" -MONTY PYTHON

Originally posted by 245029 "Are you saying a 5 ounce bird can carry a 1lb coconut"...

In case anyone was wondering, the script reads as follows:

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our
land?
SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
SOLDIER #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?