I got arrested today.

Not really, but check this out:

Link: http://io9.com/5581307/real+life-sup...a-hike-by-cops

Columbia, Tennessee (a.k.a. "The Mule Capital of the World") has a new defender: The Viper, a 20-year-old masked man who patrols the town square carrying batons and ninja stars. Police aren't impressed, but hey, someone has to defend those mules. Columbia police spotted The Viper in the ~34,000-person town's public square last week. They told the crime-fighter to quit the foolin' and to stop defying the town's "no masks" ordinance. Nonetheless, citizens are curious about the self-anointed do-gooder. Columbia bike shop owner A.C. Howell is warily optimistic about The Viper's potential as an agent of justice: "The Viper, I believe. Isn't he the Masked Viper? [...] I don't know. He needs something to do. Probably needs a job. I hope he's looking out for my benefit. I hope he's guarding my store [...] I welcome him to Columbia. I hope he does some good."

You got me.

i was expecting an obligatory thread about how you were sodomized.

I could make one up, if you want.

Lur3d

id rather u learn how 2 dougie

I've seen video's like this. Except usually the female is more attractive, the music is better, and shes nekkid.

id rather u learn how 2 dougie

This can be arranged.