Should we have some fun?

Who here has ever messed around with My IP Relay? I've been having some fun today calling the superintendent of my old high school telling him about my homosexual son Drew Peacock.

Anyway, what it is, is a service for deaf people. If you want to talk to somebody, the operator dials the number you choose and then you type what you want to say, the operator says what you typed to the person on the other line, and then when the person responds, the operator types to you what he said.

It's completely free and is excellent for mischievous purposes.

I personally am using the IP Relay on aim, all you have to do is Message "My IP Relay" and type "Call xxx-xxx-xxx" and they call.

What are some good numbers to call? Post your convos!


Here's the one I'm doing next:

Suicide & Crisis

* 800 SUICIDE (800 784 2433)
National Hope Line Network
24 hours a day, 7 days a week

Alright I called the suicide hotline, not as entertaining as I had hoped, but it was fun..


ChicNStu012: Call 800 784 2433
My IP Relay:

Please hold for the next available operator.


My IP Relay: IP RELAY RO80083F
My IP Relay: PLS HD DIALING
My IP Relay: 800 784 2433
My IP Relay: RING 1
My IP Relay: (RECORDING)
My IP Relay: you have reached the national suicide prevention lifeline (message in different language) (recording to relay)
ChicNStu012: ?
My IP Relay: if
My IP Relay: you're in emotional distress
My IP Relay: or suicidal crisis or are concerned about someone
My IP Relay: who might be the lifeline is here to help.
My IP Relay: if you're a us military veteran or if
My IP Relay: you're calling about a veteran please press
My IP Relay: 1
My IP Relay: now otherwise
My IP Relay: please hold on while we
My IP Relay: route your call to the nearest crisis
My IP Relay: center in our network (on hold)
ChicNStu012: ok
My IP Relay: (on hold) (silence) please hold
ChicNStu012: k
My IP Relay: while we connect your call (on hold) RING 1
My IP Relay: 2
My IP Relay: 3
My IP Relay: (on hold) (music playing)
My IP Relay: the have reached
My IP Relay: the boys
My IP Relay: town national hotline your call may
My IP Relay: be monitored or recorded please stay on the
My IP Relay: line (too fast) (on hold) (music playing)
My IP Relay: (F)
My IP Relay: boys town national crisis hotline how can i
My IP Relay: help you qq GA
ChicNStu012: Hello
ChicNStu012: I think I want to kill myself
ChicNStu012: I have 7 tylenols
ChicNStu012: AND IM GOING TOEAT THEM ALL
ChicNStu012: TO GET BACK AT MY PARENTS
My IP Relay: what's going on qq okay
ChicNStu012: And I SWEAR I'll eat ALL 7 OF THEM!!
My IP Relay: so
My IP Relay: what happened with you and your parents
My IP Relay: qq and
My IP Relay: where is the tylenol now qq GA
ChicNStu012: The tylenol is in my pocket
ChicNStu012: but what happened with my parents
ChicNStu012: Is very embarassing
ChicNStu012: AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH IT
ChicNStu012: ITS HORRIBLE
My IP Relay: okay what what happened with your parents by the way
My IP Relay: my name is (confirming spelling)
My IP Relay: maya
My IP Relay: what's your name qq GA
ChicNStu012: My name is Richard
My IP Relay: hi richard richard can you agree
My IP Relay: to put the tylenol that's in your pocket
My IP Relay: put it away uhm can you please
My IP Relay: put the tylenol away out of sight
My IP Relay: because i am concerned for your
My IP Relay: safety and i am glad you called
My IP Relay: i'd like to talk with you about what
My IP Relay: happened with your parents i understand you feel
My IP Relay: embarrassed i do not need to know the specifics
My IP Relay: but i would feel better if you would
My IP Relay: agree to put the tylenol out of sight while we're we talk GA
ChicNStu012: Okay, I placed 5 1/2 of the tylenol tablets on the other table
My IP Relay: richard did you put the tylenol away
My IP Relay: out of sight thanks for doing
My IP Relay: that i'd like
ChicNStu012: It's going to be hard to tell you what happened because it's so embarassing...
ChicNStu012: But
My IP Relay: all of them to be put out of sight please
My IP Relay: so we can continue to talk how old
My IP Relay: are you richard qq GA
ChicNStu012: Ok, i placed the other ones in the refridgerator
ChicNStu012: and moved the other 5 1/2 into the freezer
ChicNStu012: I can't see them any longer
My IP Relay: thanks
My IP Relay: for doing that richard how old
My IP Relay: are you qq GA
ChicNStu012: I'm 14 and 3/4
My IP Relay: okay
My IP Relay: richard have you attempted suicide
My IP Relay: in the past qq GA
ChicNStu012: Yes, one time I ran myself over with the tractor to try and kill myself
ChicNStu012: but the I had forgotten to turn the blade on
My IP Relay: how long ago was that richard qq GA
ChicNStu012: so it just ran over me and didn't cut me at all
ChicNStu012: last week
My IP Relay: so this happened last week richard who do
My IP Relay: you live with qq you said your
My IP Relay: parents qq are you home alone now qq GA
ChicNStu012: Yes I'm home alone now, and part of it happened last week, but I just found out the worst part today
My IP Relay: so
My IP Relay: richard when you attempted suicide last
My IP Relay: week did you get help qq GA
ChicNStu012: I went to the dentist
ChicNStu012: if that counts
ChicNStu012: to help me with my teeth
My IP Relay: uhm no richard uhm i meant did
My IP Relay: you get medical attention when you
My IP Relay: ran yourself over with a tractor last
My IP Relay: week did you get counseling qq do
My IP Relay: you have a counselor or therapist qq GA
ChicNStu012: no i didnt tell anyone
My IP Relay: so you do not
My IP Relay: have a therapist or a teacher or a
My IP Relay: coach you can talk to qq GA
ChicNStu012: Oh I see, you would rather me go talk to one of them instead of wasting your time...
ChicNStu012: I understand
ChicNStu012: Everybody rejects me I just thought that the suicide hotline wouldn't =/
ChicNStu012: But I guess you can't win 'em all
My IP Relay: no richard that is not what i mean
My IP Relay: by my questions i am glad you called
ChicNStu012: I won't waste any more of your time
My IP Relay: for help i would like to find
My IP Relay: out how much support you have
My IP Relay: to try to help you because you called
My IP Relay: here for help which was a good choice GA
ChicNStu012: oh..
ChicNStu012: Well
My IP Relay: you are not wasting my time richard
My IP Relay: and i would like you to stay on the
My IP Relay: phone
My IP Relay: to talk about why you feel everyone
My IP Relay: rejects you
My IP Relay: what about your good friends you
My IP Relay: would not want to hurt your friends by
My IP Relay: doing something to yourself GA
ChicNStu012: I really don't have anyone to talk to, when I was born I was a boy, but at the age of 13 I started growing breasts. The doctor said its a very rare disease called "Transgenderism"
ChicNStu012: So everyone just makes fun of me
ChicNStu012: even my teachers
My IP Relay: those are very difficult issues for anyone
ChicNStu012: And my left breast is about twice the size of my right one
My IP Relay: to go through richard and i'm
ChicNStu012: So I look stupid :-(
My IP Relay: sorry that people probably don't understand
My IP Relay: and can be
My IP Relay: hurtful at times so you know i
ChicNStu012: I tried to just become a girl since I had breasts, but I still have a penis!
My IP Relay: do know that people that have this
My IP Relay: condition or this identity gender identity
My IP Relay: issue can live successful lives so
My IP Relay: i'm glad you called to get support GA
ChicNStu012: But now I'm trying to be a guy, but I look like a girl with a little mustache and sideburns :-(
ChicNStu012: I heard of a support group
ChicNStu012: but its too far away
ChicNStu012: I don't know what I'm going to do when I get older
My IP Relay: and richard what does your mom
My IP Relay: and dad you know how do does your mom
My IP Relay: and dad support
My IP Relay: you
ChicNStu012: Should I be a man and have sex with woman even though I have breasts? Or should I embrace my feminism and just take it in the butt?
My IP Relay: with
My IP Relay: this because this condition for
My IP Relay: teens is very well addressed with
My IP Relay: a specialist or doctor
ChicNStu012: I see
My IP Relay: to help with
My IP Relay: hormones or other treatments i
ChicNStu012: I don't think anyone can help me =/
ChicNStu012: FUCK MY LIFE
My IP Relay: will be honest with you richard
ChicNStu012: I HATE ME
My IP Relay: i
ChicNStu012: AND I HATE MY PARENTS
My IP Relay: do not understand this condition however
My IP Relay: i
My IP Relay: want you
My IP Relay: to talk to people that
My IP Relay: will help you feel
My IP Relay: better about yourself it sounds
My IP Relay: like this is causing
My IP Relay: a
ChicNStu012: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT, IM EATING THESE TYLENOL NOW!
ChicNStu012: NOW!
ChicNStu012: BYE
My IP Relay: lot of confusion for you and
My IP Relay: that can
ChicNStu012: THANK YOU FOR TRYING TO HELP ME BUT BYE
My IP Relay: be painful and isolating i would like
My IP Relay: to offer you numbers to call for talking
My IP Relay: to someone that can help you with the
My IP Relay: physical part of your condition
My IP Relay: as well as the emotional part
My IP Relay: i'm really glad you called for help
My IP Relay: this is something you can't keep to yourself
My IP Relay: you need support GA
My IP Relay: ...
My IP Relay: ...
My IP Relay: richard can i go ahead qq or is he still typing qq
My IP Relay: are you still on operator qq
My IP Relay: (one moment ma'am we're still waiting for the caller to respond. and as with any phone conversation it is your decision on how to continue. it has been 3 minutes of no response. i am holding for the caller)
My IP Relay: i'm going to assume that you are no
My IP Relay: longer on the line is that correct richard qq

Hahahahahhaahhahahahaha. That's brilliant, I have a whole host of numbers i'm wanting to call. It is traceable though, right?

This sounds like one of those ideas that everyone thinks sounds like a great idea until someone ends up in a lot of trouble for it.

What's the qq and GA mean?

I'm sure it's traceable via IP address, but as long as you aren't calling in bomb threats or school shootings I really don't think they're gonna do anything. I've been pranking people with this for years and haven't gotten in trouble. I've gotten to talk to their supervisor before but that wasn't anything intense.

I believe qq means they're asking a question, and GA means Go Ahead. (They're done talking, you can reply now)

I'm going to get a list of Senator's office numbers and see what I can do.

LOL good one dude.

What's the qq and GA mean?

Its telling you to QQ on a suicide hotline? Lol.

I tried it out on my gf's sister. Apparently it's an actual person reading this shit to the recipient and then typing it back, lol.

Yes, it is. Sometimes a male, sometimes a female. When I was younger, my friends and I would call our cell phone while one of us typed, and if we got a chick operator we would type some FUCKED up sexual shit, just to hear the chick say it. It was so funny.

I'm going to get somebody to say a few keywords: Pud, pudasaurus, pudtastic, pud-a-rific, brah, bruh, nukkah, schmeal, skank, skanktank, skankspanktankandwank


Oh, and exactly how do you go about doing this?

I personally am using the IP Relay on aim, all you have to do is Message "My IP Relay" and type "Call xxx-xxx-xxx" and they call.

Like that.

Oh dur, hahaha. Game on after work.