Prostitution rings?

I posted a job about 2-3 weeks ago on Craigslist about how I need a job. Anyway I got a few e-mails from a couple of guys that don't really specify what kind of work they have for me. Anyway here's the e-mails:

One: if you need a job i can get you one and take you to work call me 661 000 0000


Two: How are you doing? i got your e-mail address from craigslist that yo are seeking for job and i will like to know more about bcos i am also looking for an assistant.The work you gonna do with me is not stresful atall you will just seat down in your room and making your money please make sure you get back to me so that i can know may be you are still interrested in working with me.Get back to me with your pone number so that i can call you,i will be waiting for your reply
Sincerely
Scott


Now the first one didn't really seem suspicious to me until I red the specified part in the second one. Now I'm paranoid about both...

Prostitution anyone?

Probably some sort of scams. I don't see where you got prostitution from, though.

The fucker said I'd "Sit down in my room and make my money"....

The guy has horrible grammar. He probably meant something along the lines of all you have to do is nothing.

Yeah, I guess you're right...I should give it a try.

I have some beachfront property in North Dakota I'd like to sell you.

Would this property be available along the lines of.....



























































BAM!!!!!!!!!!

That is awesome.

Ha! Brilliant!

LMAO.

I always considered you a prostitute, kaos.

I always considered you a prostitute, kaos.

Stop your ass-kissing.


BTW, same guy from number two e-mail msgmed me again:

Hello Joseph,
How are you doing today and how is everything generally?i really thank you and also appreciate you humbly responds.Please the only thing i want you to do for me now is that you will ve to open a yahoo messanger so that we can talk better on this issue bcos the work gonna do with me depend on your character,i mean you should be honest,faithful,trustworthy,so i ve to know you better. Immediately you open the yahoo messanger you should get back to me with your yahoo ID so that i can add you to my yahoo friend list.Joseph please get back to me ASAP so that we can start the work,like i said the work is not stressful atall and you will be making at least $600 per weak. May God Almighy Bless Us And Be With Us.And will also like to know if you ve Credit Card,i will be waiting for you reply
Thanks and God bless you
Paul

After further observation I finally came to the conclusion...Religion and Jobs do not mix. Unless you're doing a religious hustling job A.K.A. Non-Profit Organizations that.

Scam or rapist or both.

O.o wow, i'm paranoid jsut readin thsi....